Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Today's Pregnancy Tip

Pregnancy survival skill: How to get out of a soft chair
Put your feet flat on the floor and bend from the hips.
Push on the armrests with your hands!
Use your stomach muscles.
If upward motion is still elusive, pick up your magazine and yell for more mint-chip ice cream. (Standing up is totally overrated anyway.)

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