I'm convinced I could have 4 more and they'd all be as different as my current 4. (I'm not going to test that theory, but I'm sure it's true).
Friday, January 22, 2010
Life and Times of the Clark 4
Thursday, January 07, 2010
So Easy...
It just keeps getting easier for our kids.
In my dad's day he had to walk to school, up hill...both ways. In the snow. With tattered shoes cause he only had that one pair (that his brother passed down and he already used up all the "good" sole).
I had to walk to school (up hill...just one way).
School has been cancelled for my kids today and tomorrow because it's TOO COLD. Not because of snow or ice (which we haven't had since Christmas Eve) but because it's in the single digits in the morning (this morning at bus stop time it was 12).
All the area schools feel it's too cold for the kids to wait for the bus. Are you kidding me? C'mon. I remember freezing in winter before school...that's part of growing up. Wonder what my friends up North think about that one.
It has been a tough week to get them re-adjusted to our routine after being out for Christmas Break. Now we just have to do it all over again next week.
My friend Nicole sent me this a few days ago and it made me laugh (the Atari part especially)...thought it was pretty relevant today.
*******THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!! ********
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking Twenty-five miles to school every morning, uphill both ways, barefoot, through year 'round blizzards carrying their younger siblings on their backs to their one-room schoolhouse where they maintained a Straight-A average despite their full-time after-school job at the local textile mill where they worked for 35 cents an hour just to help keep their family from starving to death!
Yadda, yadda, yadda
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!
But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!
I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!!
There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen!
Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take, like, a week to get there!
Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our butts! Nowhere was safe!
There were no MP3' s or Napsters! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself! Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished and the tape would come undone. Cause - that's how we rolled, dig?
We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it! And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either!
When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up
and take your chances, mister!
We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'.
Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen... forever! And you could never win.
The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died!
Just like LIFE!
You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get up and walk over to the TV to change the channel! NO REMOTES!!!
There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-bastards!
And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up we had to use the stove! Imagine that!
That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980 or before!
In my dad's day he had to walk to school, up hill...both ways. In the snow. With tattered shoes cause he only had that one pair (that his brother passed down and he already used up all the "good" sole).
I had to walk to school (up hill...just one way).
School has been cancelled for my kids today and tomorrow because it's TOO COLD. Not because of snow or ice (which we haven't had since Christmas Eve) but because it's in the single digits in the morning (this morning at bus stop time it was 12).
All the area schools feel it's too cold for the kids to wait for the bus. Are you kidding me? C'mon. I remember freezing in winter before school...that's part of growing up. Wonder what my friends up North think about that one.
It has been a tough week to get them re-adjusted to our routine after being out for Christmas Break. Now we just have to do it all over again next week.
My friend Nicole sent me this a few days ago and it made me laugh (the Atari part especially)...thought it was pretty relevant today.
*******THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!! ********
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking Twenty-five miles to school every morning, uphill both ways, barefoot, through year 'round blizzards carrying their younger siblings on their backs to their one-room schoolhouse where they maintained a Straight-A average despite their full-time after-school job at the local textile mill where they worked for 35 cents an hour just to help keep their family from starving to death!
Yadda, yadda, yadda
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!
But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!
I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!!
There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen!
Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take, like, a week to get there!
Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our butts! Nowhere was safe!
There were no MP3' s or Napsters! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself! Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished and the tape would come undone. Cause - that's how we rolled, dig?
We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it! And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either!
When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up
and take your chances, mister!
We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'.
Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen... forever! And you could never win.
The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died!
Just like LIFE!
You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get up and walk over to the TV to change the channel! NO REMOTES!!!
There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-bastards!
And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up we had to use the stove! Imagine that!
That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980 or before!
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Wrapping Up Christmas
It's a Wonderful Life...

Making Christmas Cookies (Heath...notice the rolling board!)

Licking the beater...a personal favorite.


Going to see Santa

Building our Gingerbread House (aka Clark Cottage)

The lights at Rhema
Licking the beater...a personal favorite.
Going to see Santa
Building our Gingerbread House (aka Clark Cottage)
The lights at Rhema
Hanging the stockings
Christmas Morning...pure joy at getting the perfect gift.
Christmas Eve it dumped about 8 inches on us.
The kids have had a blast with it.
Sledding!
J.P. in the snow.
J.P. and Riley are the only ones that have had a White Christmas!
It's been a great year and we're looking forward to the new one!
Monday, December 21, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Halloween/Fall Festival
Our little goblins...

Their costumes:
Tinkerbell, Captain Rex, Pinkalicious, and the Frog Prince.

Halloween was way too busy for us this year. Because some genius decided to schedule Homecoming on Halloween we had a lot of friends that didn't come back. But, Ginny and Ryan were there and it was so nice to be able to catch up with them. Can't believe we graduated 10 years ago!

We started tailgating at 10 and didn't slow down until 10 that night. . We left the game early because we had a full night ahead of us...2 Halloween parties and Trick-or-Treating.
Sunday after Halloween was our church's Fall Festival...which was so much fun. Great weather, great food, lots of stuff for the kids.
The Clark's at Dry Gulch, USA!

This was a bouncy that tethered you to the end and you had to race the person next to you to get the bean bag.

This next picture makes me laugh every time...that's Riley on the left...she was racing Cade. She tried to go to far. Ha!

Brooke got in on the bouncy fun...

Pony Rides!
Their costumes:
Tinkerbell, Captain Rex, Pinkalicious, and the Frog Prince.
Halloween was way too busy for us this year. Because some genius decided to schedule Homecoming on Halloween we had a lot of friends that didn't come back. But, Ginny and Ryan were there and it was so nice to be able to catch up with them. Can't believe we graduated 10 years ago!
We started tailgating at 10 and didn't slow down until 10 that night. . We left the game early because we had a full night ahead of us...2 Halloween parties and Trick-or-Treating.
Sunday after Halloween was our church's Fall Festival...which was so much fun. Great weather, great food, lots of stuff for the kids.
The Clark's at Dry Gulch, USA!
This was a bouncy that tethered you to the end and you had to race the person next to you to get the bean bag.
This next picture makes me laugh every time...that's Riley on the left...she was racing Cade. She tried to go to far. Ha!
Brooke got in on the bouncy fun...
Pony Rides!
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Friday, October 23, 2009
How I Woke Up This Morning
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Stay-cation
Normally Wade and I love to travel, even if it's just a short weekend road trip. So when the kids had a few days off of school for Fall Break we had planned a little get-away to Hot Springs, AR.

We were out of town the weekend before. The day we returned Wade turned around and left for Denver. He got back late Wednesday night and we were supposed to leave Thursday morning after a few doctor appointments. We decided that morning to forgo the trip and have a "stay-cation" right here in T-town. I'm so glad we did, we really had a great time.
We saw a couple of movies: ''Cloudy with A Chance of Meatballs'' AND ''Where the Wild Things Are". J.P's first movies...he did so good, what a champ!
We had donuts 3 mornings in a row...checking out some new places we've never been.
We set up the tent in the living room and we played lots of games (Brooke killed everyone at Bingo).
We played Memory in the dark (lights off) but the kids had their spelunking headlamps on.
Here's a pic with the flash on...don't let the flash fool you...it was as dark as the top picture the whole time. The kids thought this was THE coolest.
We had some really fun dinners...one night we just had popcorn and cake, another we went to Shogun (a Japanese Steakhouse that prepares everything right at your table).
The kids favorite part? Not the show, the huge flames, the flaming/smoking onion volcano...but the ice cream that topped off the meal. Gotta love kids!
We all loved staying in town and "chill-axin". But life does return to normal and Wade is traveling again for work this week. (Don't feel too bad for him working so hard, he's in Mexico this time, the turd, I'm just a little jealous.)
Wednesday, October 07, 2009
Little Updates
Friday, September 04, 2009
It's over
Wednesday, September 02, 2009
A Week of Birthdays
Our lives have revolved around birthday parties for the last 2 weeks. Celebrating birthdays the final week in August through the 1st of September - Brooke, Cade, Wade's sister Katie, our nephew Clark, Wade's mom and my brother Heath (although he's not in T-town.) We also celebrated Wade's aunt and Step-Grandpa this week even though they have early Sept. bdays. My oldest brother and my in-laws both have anniversaries that week too. Phew. There's so much activity we've always condensed our kids birthdays together, but this was the final joint party for them.
Next year they will each get their own day. Not that they care...as long as they have cake and presents...they're happy.
Brooke turned 3, and wanted a "peh heh" party (Princess. All things princess for this one).
A closer look at their cakes which reflect their biggest interest at the moment...
Next year they will each get their own day. Not that they care...as long as they have cake and presents...they're happy.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)